Welcome, initiates! Grab yourself a bag of your favorite litter, and let Deacon Whitt preach to you the heavenly gospel, or else it's back in the cage with you. This episode's themes include: Stink Squad, donkey-konging, boulder-assisted homicide, and Beanie Weenie kissin'. Walker episode: In the Name of God

Things are much better now because of all the garbage. This weeks topics include: Dark Walker, Uncle Ray abuse, reverse Point Break, and Walker's "Feelings", Walker episode: Storm Warning

Chuck is unhappy, and that's fair. It's time to stop goofing off and get to work on the reboot. This episode's topics include: Shocks, rats, tubes, Uncle "Dice" Ray's comedy act, and the general moistness of our new surroundings. Walker episode: Bounty

How do you run a criminal organization? I'm asking for a friend. This episode's topics include: Sweet dragon chest tats, cricket silencing tips, and the mumbliest-mouthed bad guy ever. Walker episode: A Shadow in the Night

Chuck sure is working us hard at our day job at the Walker, Texas Ranger Arts and Sciences Archive! This episode's topics include: Walkers hatred of law enforcement who take the law into their own hands, and the first instances of glass-blasting and peeping (two Walker-staples). Walker episode: Borderline

We're broadcasting live from Talker Texas Ranger USA Studios, at the top of Freedom Tower! Things are off to a great start, what could possibly go wrong? This episode's topics include: The Talker Texas Ranger UK problem and the criminal stooge job interview process. Walker episode: One Riot, One Ranger