We've modified the mechanisms of our homemade astrolabe and we're ready for the eclipse! This episode's themes include: Drug-babies, Dark Walker, Love Rhombuses, and the new star of our reboot, Mini-Robot Walker. Walker episode: On Deadly Ground

We can't watch Game of Thrones, but we have Featherbound: The Crystal Nest Chronicles to keep us entertained. Who needs stupid Daenerys Targaryen, Stormborn, when you have Cluck Nortis, High Lord of the Rubied Roost? This episode's themes include: Buffy crossover ideas, Spy Hunter cars, the shared Walker-Featherbound Universe, and... Aerosmith? Walker episode: Something in the Shadows

It's so hot in the bunker that we're starting to have visions. Which one of us is the twig-cramming culprit? (Hint: it was totally Jared) This episode's themes include: Warging, our contributions to the Wild Cards series, Prime Rib, CD's CDs and the moistest blinks. Walker episode: The Legend of Running Bear

We've been roped into a high-class fight club, and Donald Trump Jr. never misses a match. This episode's themes include: Vincent Price's Monster Fight Club and some brainstorming about how to make the most evil villain of all time (Hint: Iguana torture and roller-coaster screw loosening) Walker episode: Night of the Gladiator

This week we take a trip down memory lane in order to avoid talking about this garbage episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. This episode's themes include: Matlock-Walker crossover opportunities, Trivette-600s, and our poor dead handsome friend, Charlie. Walker episode: An Innocent Man

We hacked into the Boss's camera system and got a quick peep into his sad and saucy life. This episode's themes include: Walker's "feelings", moon magic, car jimmy-jackers and Logan-style Walker clones. Walker episode: Unfinished Business

Our rat problem has turned into a poisoned rat problem, which is an actual problem because we love eating these poisoned rats. This episode's themes include: Daddy showers, shower daddies, Murder Junkies frame-ups, and austr-Aliens. Walker episode: She'll Do to Ride the River With

Life's given us cockroaches, so why not make cockroach lemonade? This episode's themes include: Horsey tricks, Gollum cosplay, Child Fight Club and The Return of Glassblaster. Walker episode: Family Matters

This week we risk our very souls by peeping three-peeps deep into the abyss. This episode's themes include: Ernest P. Worrell, criminal predators vs. predator criminals, wedding planning, and a lot (and I mean a lot) of peep-talk. Walker episode: End Run

This week we're all about gains and getting swole as hell thanks to Chuck-Max. This episode's themes include: Bronc-riding, werebears, ICP, and 16-4-2. Walker episode: Crime Wave Dave